The tale of the lost Hot air Balloonist

Some passengers taking a hot air balloon flight had a good laugh when the pilot said “I am lost” (it never happens by the way) but by luck a man was walking in the field below. “Excuse me” said the pilot “can you tell me where I am”. “Sure” replied the man “you are in a hot air balloon 30 feet above me”! “Ok wise guy I’ll bet you work in I.T.” “Yes but how did you know”? “Well what you have said is correct in detail but it’s no use to anyone”! “For a tenner I can bet you are in management” “I am so how do you know”? “Well” said wise guy, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help, exactly the same position as before we met, but now it’s all my fault”!

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